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March 2024 Horoscopes

And just like that, I am back to bring you the March 2024 Astrology forecast and horoscopes.

Hi everyone! My life took a big dump in November of 2023 and I am here picking up the pieces of my shattered heart by diving in head first and offering you the Astro tea once again through my personal Youtube channel and The Sober Curator.

Without getting into the messy details, SO much of my life has changed. I am now single, living in Hollywood, and offering Tarot and Astrology readings again! WHAAAT?

Yeah, I know, it shocks me probably more than it shocks you. With that said, I need money, so please book a reading with me by emailing me at

I am charging:

30 min Tarot reading: $35

60 min Tarot reading: $75

60 min Astrology reading: $100

Readings are done on Zoom or over the phone depending on your preference.

I am also available for in person pop up events, weddings, parties, retreats.

Shoot me an email and we can work it out.

Despite being incredibly sad and heartbroken on a daily basis, I am enjoying many aspects of my new life. Hollywood is not anywhere I ever thought I would find myself, but I have always wanted to live in LA and I can't think of a better time than now to take the leap.

Since I have been here I have met a lot of really nice people, attended some interesting AA meetings in the Rainbow, found myself in rooms with celebrities, and eaten some of the best vegan food I have had in years.

If you are wondering whether or not I saw any of this in the stars, I will say to some degree I did, but I did not anticipate everything literally doing a 180 to this extent. Astrology continues to fascinate me and I am always learning more. I feel this experience over the last 5 months has solidified by belief in not just Astrology, but my own psychic abilities and intuition. Never have I been more right about what I was feeling, but I just wish on so many levels I had been wrong.

With that said, we enter March with 4 celestial bodies in the mutable water sign of Pisces. This enhances our psychic abilities and gives us an opportunity to get really clear on what our intuition is telling us.

I hope you enjoy the Horoscopes and Astrology forecast this month. Make sure to watch your Sun and Rising sign videos as they are both relevant for you.















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